Relationships. Ranks high in the ‘Difficult to understand‘ category, along with Girls and God! And face it. Break-ups happen all the time; especially so if you are in college, unless obviously, if you were (smart enough to) not (be) in a relationship to start with!
Post separation, it’s very possible that you end up being in many very dicey situations with your ex-gf/bf. In 18 odd years of my life, I’ve seen, heard and read quite lot about various ex-girlfriends and how they handled/tried to handle ( 😛 ) the situation.
‘The One you’ll mostly get back with’
It’s been a long. mostly happy relationship. But sometimes, you are not in a good environment to be in a relationship. College is one such place. Although people do say it’s where ‘it’ happens for the first ‘real’ time; amidst all the family, academics and other college related activities, there just wasn’t enough time. There were conflicts on opinion. You break up, maybe on a bad note. But inside, both know the break won’t last. You escape each other, not to be noticed by the ‘gossipers’. The moment the external weights are lifted, chances are, it will resume, right where it left 🙂
‘The Awesome One’
It was short, although she was a nice girl. You both instantly connected, which is why you got her in the first place! Even after you’ve broken up, you’re still friends. This is a rare, very rare species of ex, one with whom you can talk about other girls (and won’t get upset!). Heck, she might even give you advice! Which brings us to the reason you broke up; she was more a friend than a girl-friend! Keep it that way, it’s always better to have a great friend 🙂
‘The Crazy One’
It was a great relationship. It ended. Yet, she still has a weird obsession with you. She still stalks your every move. From your home to the groceries. She monitors your every move on Facebook and Twitter. And ‘Woo hoo‘ for her. FB introduced the ‘See Friendship‘ feature to help her (and really, many others) in her stalking spree. She creates trouble and clearly unhappy with you leading a happy, single life.
‘The Green One’
It didn’t last long. It shouldn’t have left any impression on her. Or so you think. Like most, she too, has difficulty in giving you up. You try to move on. But, you keep getting texts, emails, wall posts each time to even think of being friendly with another girl. She has spies and moles everywhere. She will dig out every detail or your life: Your new friends (esp. female ones), your car, the condition of the lettuce you had in your evening salad. Everything. Your only hope for respite is if some meathead gets her off your back! 😛
‘The One with a Vengeance’
Beware the wrath of a scorned female. Few other forces are more terrifying and powerful, I hear. And a spiteful Ex is one to be feared. Cheating on a girl rarely doesn’t any good. Her heart is broken and her foundations shattered. A woman on a mission, she is now; a mission to ruin your life! She spreads (false?) rumours. She loveblocks you and hooks up with your friends (and enemies!); anything to convince your that hell is better. Heck, if you thought Green and Crazy was bad, imagine if both were merged and amplified? Until she gets her point across, ATB, buddy! 😀
And of course, most of the time, you will find a mix of all of these, manifested in altered/hidden forms. You just can never be sure 🙂
Well, I hope that was worth it, either for the info, or for some wry humor! 😀
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‘Nuff said 🙂